Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are Will Ferrell
Middle finger fuck valentine’s day market shop
Love is when you’re missing some of your teeth but you’re not afraid to smile
Jesus loves you that’s what he tells everyone
Taylor Swift a love story
Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams today I asked her to marry me she said no both times
Date someone who looks at you like a minion looks at a banana
Before you kiss a boy
I love you me to no I love myself
The best line any guy can say sometimes I just have to let her win because losing the argument is easier than losing her