Relationship status: waiting for a miracle skeleton waiting for love
Pick up the nearest book to you turn to page 45 the first sentence explains your love life everyone thinks you’re dead
You never really can fix a heart
But Gloria, you know I’m straight. So is spaghetti until it gets wet women talking
I don’t want none unless you birth sons hun to from Valentine’s card king
Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
Shout out to all the hotel maids that have to change bed sheets today Valentine’s day
Love is complicated proposing, IKEA is simple hotdog
Jack Daniels Valentine’s Day gift
Muslim man proposing – bomb instead of wedding ring