Today I’m feeling Nicolas Cage faces expressions: happy, carefree, relaxed, excited, focused, stressed, angry, bees, meh
Your options include: becoming your father, joining the army, making conceptual art, dying alone in the woods list
Me: I’m gonna give that the person I like some space today. Also me: list of things with Patrick
There are 3 kinds of friends: 1. acquaintances, 2. friends, 3. those whose house you can poop at and grab yourself a drink without asking
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
Morning instructions list: 1. wake up, 2. wish you were dead, 3. drink some coffee, 4. wish someone else was dead
The man’s guide to love and lasting relationships list: find a woman who, most of all it is very important that these five women never meet
1. Not leaving my room, 2. Not leaving the house, 3. Missing someone’s birthday party. My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies