There are 3 kinds of friends: 1. acquaintances, 2. friends, 3. those whose house you can poop at and grab yourself a drink without asking
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
Morning instructions list: 1. wake up, 2. wish you were dead, 3. drink some coffee, 4. wish someone else was dead
The man’s guide to love and lasting relationships list: find a woman who, most of all it is very important that these five women never meet
1. Not leaving my room, 2. Not leaving the house, 3. Missing someone’s birthday party. My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies
What girls look for in a guy: 1. brown eyes, 2. messy hair, 3.cute nose, 4. four paws, 5. Golden Retriever
10 things that require zero talent: being on time, work ethic, effort, body language, energy, attitude, passion, being coachable, doing extra, being prepared
Reasons my wife is crying handwritten list
Holiday to do’s: be present, wrap someone in a hug, send peace, donate food, make love, be the light
International guidelines for problem solving countries
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