Pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
How to do nothing with nobody all alone by yourself book
There are 4 types of white people men emo hunter college student
When you’re ugly and sad but trying your best to stay positive cat smiling
Whoops I forgot to do everything I was supposed to do today
When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
Some people prefer playing video games other prefer staring at marked slicks of trees and hallucinate vividly for hours on end
That moment when you start the computer and your fingers automaticly reach W A S D keys
People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
Who needs love when there’s food and the internet