Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement
Introducing the new Nike Pro hijab just do it if your husband lets you muslim woman
The existentialist starter pack
Me in a job interview. Talents: sleeping
90% percent of relationship is figuring out where to eat
When people ask me how life is going: fallen off the stairs ladder
No matter how much I eat there is always room for dessert, it doesn’t go to the stomach, it goes to the heart
God damn I love being white original meme