The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money woman
When you’re so cool that you meet the president in your jammies. Kid in pyjamas meeting Obama
Couples that fart together stay together
When you used to be smart but lazy in school but college happened and now you’re just lazy. Sad frog meme
Student’s Creed everything is due nothing is submitted. Assassin’s Creed
Who’s a good boy? Not me babe, bad to the bone. Harley dog comic
Video games are awesome because they let you have amazing fantasies. For example on the Sims you can have a job and a house
Sashimi rollin, they hatin. Man dressed as a sushi