Millenial cosplay fragile I’m offended covered in bubble wrap
2015 is almost over and I lost no weight, didn’t learn anything, haven’t saved any money, still ugly
Only guitarists will know finger tips
When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink
Successful people they want others to succeed unsuccessful people they want others to fail
My social life, my emotional health, my sleeping schedule, my bank account
Your priorities: looking like an actual human, sleeping in as long as possible
Laziness is just a derogatory word for efficiency