Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Oxygen XY feminist triggered
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer
Wake up bro, we’re gonna be late for crossfit two guys
Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
When someone tries to hurt your feelings but you’re dead inside and haven’t been able to feel for years Skeletor
There must be some way that victimizes me. Woman feminist
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Don’t underestimate me, I can go from lady to bat shit crazy in 2 seconds tattoo quote