When people ask me how life is going: fallen off the stairs ladder
No matter how much I eat there is always room for dessert, it doesn’t go to the stomach, it goes to the heart
God damn I love being white original meme
Pre drinks aren’t even pre drinks, they’re just the stage of drinks where you get absolutely smashed in order to save money when out
I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy saving mode sleepy cat
You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late. Jokes on you I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what. Tired dog
Like and share if… No. If you don’t share this… No. If you have a heart you will… No.
My sense of humor: things that should not be joked about, things I find funny, why I’m going to hell
The mid 00’s starter pack: myspace, livestrong wristband, old mobile phones
A vegan’s final form cosplay vegetables