I sleep peaceful at night knowing that I’m single and ain’t nobody cheating on me tonight dog
When someone says you are too old for superhero movies and video games middle finger
I think my cat is actually a tiny man in a cat suit
Ever notice how you never see your successful friends post these things motivational inspiring quotes on beautiful pictures?
The tumblr white girl starter pack
Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
No matter how rich you are our graves will be the same size, stay humble. Speak for yoursels peasant pyramids
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When you convince yourself to finally go out then realize it was a mistake and you’d rather be home