Successful people they want others to succeed unsuccessful people they want others to fail
My social life, my emotional health, my sleeping schedule, my bank account
Your priorities: looking like an actual human, sleeping in as long as possible
Laziness is just a derogatory word for efficiency
I had class at 8 am every day in high school I can do that in college too. I have never been so wrong in all my life
Waiting for the bus like a Swede
Future grandpas will be like
Kids in 1996 compared to kids in 2016 doesn’t want to go home vs doesn’t want to get out
People are such narcissists these days you’re not though I really admire that about you mirror
Reporter how do you feel about all this man in windshield I just wanted to say I’m vegan