Thanks ladies for putting up with men who will never grow up and good luck to guys who are still looking for such lady
Imagine if they had parent teacher conferences at college. Mom: how’s my son doing? Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
The natural finger position of others in the office vs my natural finger position gaming
Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement
Introducing the new Nike Pro hijab just do it if your husband lets you muslim woman
The existentialist starter pack
Me in a job interview. Talents: sleeping
90% percent of relationship is figuring out where to eat