When the whole squad ends up in the same nursing home party
Customer: I’ll have a number 8. Waiter: that’s a party platter, it feeds 14 people. Customer: I know what I’m about son
People who are scared to double text, not me: I’ll send 16 text, 8 twitter DMs, 5 voicemails, poke on facebook and write them a letter
Fulltime gamer while driving a car
My grandma asked me if I’m thinking of getting a boyfriend or I plan to become an old cat lady
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When you’re depressed af and someone says “just don’t think about it”
This is a perfect day: Harry Potter, rain, bed, pizza
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