Life is too short to learn German
Swaggethi yolognese
They laugh at me because I’m different I laugh at them because they’re all the same
The japanese say you have three faces
The man pedal driving manual
There are 2 kinds of people mail app zero mail vs tons of mail
My sense of humor why I’m going to hell things that should not be joked about
Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people