Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
When someone tries to hurt your feelings but you’re dead inside and haven’t been able to feel for years Skeletor
There must be some way that victimizes me. Woman feminist
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Don’t underestimate me, I can go from lady to bat shit crazy in 2 seconds tattoo quote
Japanese say you have three faces: first face you show to the world, second face you show to your close friends and family, third face you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are
How to transform a plastic fork into a metal one
Like if you grew up on these mean streets carpet for kids
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life