When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
We got new neighbours, they have dogs. Heads under the fence
He met Iron Man out of costume Robert Downey Jr. crying kid
Does anyone else get road rage walking behind slow people?
If I give up and go sleep now I can wake up early tomorrow to revise Pinocchio nose
As I have grown older I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
Just been stabbed, were is the nearest hospital? *where grammar fail correction comic
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
When she finally agrees to send you an ankle pic but your batteries are on 3% percent solar powered recharging
When I offer to wash your back all you have to say is yes or no, not all this “who are you, and how did you get in here?” nonsense