Schrodinger’s immigrant: simultaneously stealing your job and too lazy to work
Kids menu options: I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m not hungry, I don’t want that
How awesome would it be if airlines had Steam sales? I never planned on going to Nepal but it’s only 40 bucks
Every snack you make every meal you bake every bite you take I’ll be watching you dog
Friends think I’m a computer genius I’m just better at using Google
Boss leader what really happens
Waiting on my luggage dog at the airport waiting for a stick
1980 thin man huge computer compared to 2013 fat man tiny computer
Beard rule if you touch my beard without asking I touch your butt without asking
Some people just act like they are trying to help you some people act like they need your help