When you woke up and try to read text messages cat silly face
When a puppy sleeps all day it’s cute but when I do it I’m lazy why
When you’re looking for the remote and touch something weird between the cushions cat big eyes
When the school shooter finds you under the table seal
The nigga got arrested in his dream handcuffed
When you fint out your wife has the right to vote on facebook polls. Sad arab muslim
My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own
On aging: up to 22 years – woo! 23 years – wait… 24 years – oh God. 25 years – please make it stop