Left the stove on what if my house burns down can’t make tea without a house
This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
Only men will understand
Homer Simpson bread wine
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Tell girl she’s beautiful never notice call her fat never forget it because elephants never forget
When your parents make you go pro when you really wanted to be a doctor
Dog swearing you’re going to fucking jail Greg
She he fly on the ceiling
Phone call lenght boy girl mother father
Life is not a fairy tale if you lose a shoe at midnight you’re drunk