When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
People say drinking milk makes you stronger. 5 glasses of milk can’t move a wall, 5 glasses of vodka the wall moves alone
Where would you rather be when diarrhea strikes? Amusement park, Tomorrowland, first date with your crush
If you’re in bed a lot you might be lonely. Chronic loneliness cause insomnia, need to get in bed without feeling tired
Reasons to use a semicolon: shouldn’t be in sentence, winky face, programming
How relationships work: he/she does something stupid, she gets mad, he apologises
How I feel standing well built man, how I feel sitting fat man
No airbags, we die like real man. Old car sticker
It’s stupid when girls say they can’t find a guy, yet they ignore me. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside
Shoes price 100 dollars sale higher price huge interest fail