A photographer took pictures of people before and after he shouted Allahu Akbar: Trump, Putin, Obama, Merkel, Pope Francis, Farage
There are two types of guys: it’s kind of cold, well here take my jacket, I love you. I’m cold too, well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather
When you realise it’s the first day of Spring and Winter is finally over crying
Buying used car: what if I told you this vehicle is the Batmobile? Wife: we’re not stupid, Me: hold on Karen, let him finish
Parents: I want the truth, Me: *tells the truth*, Parents: no you’re lying, wrong answer. You actually were telling the truth. I do that quite a lot yet people are always suprised
When you’re a rebel but you don’t really want to miss your workout session. Sniper on a stationary bike
Not sure if serious or April Fools day prank Futurama meme
Media showing guilty No 5 is the fascist man wearing stop ISIS t-shirt fail
Eating two strips of bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100% percent
The girl you like, graves of father, mother, brother, first love, you. Game of Thrones