The hardest part of vaping is telling your parents you are gay
When you realize you spent all your money on armor so you have to defend the fort with a potato
Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
Personal trainers be like: “gimmie ten more” critical condition
She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
Birthday is on April 1st nobody believes me sad meme
Hey derp I’m like pregnant I totally April fooled you. Typical girlfriend
Today is April Fools day believe nothing and trust no one just like any other day