For everyone who says I am sorry. This is how a sorry works – patch on a broken window
Plays alone: like a boss 48 kills 3 deaths, plays with friends: fail 5 kills 19 deaths
Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored
How close I am to screwing up the semester: atoms close
The only time in history a like saved lives gladiators fighting
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any
When someone’s ringtone is the same as your alarm panic
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal