Ten minutes of internet before bed shit morning
Harold you left the toilet seat up again
It’s my goal to be this calm when things are falling apart. Cat on a crooked bed
When a new game comes out and you gotta ask your parents for money Drake
Typical American Redneck: go back to Africa, go back to Mexico, confused when facing an Indian
This nigga gonna wake up and die subway
I’d pause a game for you
God, please give me a good reason for me to get up early and go to work. You’re poor
My friends treat me like God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something
Are muslims allowed to eat that? I’m Sikh. O shit man, get well soon