All of these pencils but you can’t erase the past
No Jack not now I’m working Jack Daniels
Every time you’re trying to open bios Rowan Atkinson Mr Bean animation
When the whole squad ends up in the same nursing home party
When you’re drunk in the corner and someone asks if you’re good. Happy buddha
White dog did a colour run with his owner rainbow colours
Customer: I’ll have a number 8. Waiter: that’s a party platter, it feeds 14 people. Customer: I know what I’m about son
When you find a dog at the party: how it’s going down here? Are you ok?