Queueing in practice animation
Single taken in relationship with someone who doesn’t know I exist
My will to live vs minor inconvenience balloon needle
When you drink so much Tequila you throw up and your friend asks if youre okay. Si esta bien drunk cat
Zero 0 days since last muslim terrorist attack clapping meme
Sad man painting happy smiley faces
When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her Beyonce Jay-Z
I could do one year “you get one trillion dollars but you have to pretend to be gay for a year”, bitch I will actively be gay for a year
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong: pile of cash money
Some person: we don’t let our pets on the furniture. Me: wtf?