Oh my God I totally failed gets a 98%
When you pull out snacks in class
When a woman is attracted to a man she speaks in higher pitch than normal that explains why every girl sounds like batman
When church is over and you’re trying to leave but your mom keeps talking
Alarm Halloween coming early this year
Eat at the taco stand they said what could go wrong they said
How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting
The biggest lie I tell myself five more minutes
If I show you a picture on my phone don’t swipe left don’t swipe right just look
Every time the waiter checks on my table squirrel eating nuts