Why didn’t you do it when the teacher assigned it because I’m a piece of shit
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The dog did it really bro really
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This morning with her having coffee Johnny Cash when asked for his description of paradise
I am fine words
When your mom comes back and you remember you didn’t take chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago
GTFO bitch I’m doing science
The only valid measurement of code quality WTFs per minute
When you hit that last cup in beer pong
Why do I have to pay so much for something you took ten minutes to make? Because I spent ten years to learn how to do it in ten minutes
Coffee when you first start drinking it once you build up a tolerance