Millenial cosplay fragile I’m offended covered in bubble wrap
2015 is almost over and I lost no weight, didn’t learn anything, haven’t saved any money, still ugly
911 dog emergency: my owner has been gone for 0.2 seconds, have you tried eating the couch?
When they ask you to take a drug test the same day as your interview Kermit Frog
The best things in life are actually really expensive inspiring quote
Only guitarists will know finger tips
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
Who is the most stupid here? Guys sitting on tree branches