Dad sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs “satan has been fed”
Not allowed to park here forced to park here car wheel locked
You are reading this because you forgot your smartphone when you went to the toilet didn’t you product label
This is how your girlfriend sees your female friends, this is how your boyfriend sees your male friends
When your owner asks you who’s a good boy, so you do some research to find out. Dog studying
Absolutely peaceful house on fire muslim islam meme
This edible ain’t shit. 45 minutes later: found dead body
Coming home after a party is like trying to unlock door with a car key