Everything I like is expensive fattening or won’t text me back
Loneliness is from being unable to communicate things that seem important to you
Ctrl alt del admit it you always call them when you have a problem
When BAE texts you first. Stop telling your friends were a thing
When you’re drunk AF and someone tells you you’re drunk shhh
When you accidentally clicked “open in new window” instead of “open in new tab”. Stacked foxes
What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? unemployed
Kids can smell the games on your phone
Me getting euthanized cool kid
Goes to sex addict rehab, posts it on facebook