When you’re a DJ on a budget kitchen mixer
Chicken is better than that chick who said she would die for you. Chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love
When you have a cat everything is a cat
Solo mid girl
Alarm clock expectations reality
When you have 2 diamonds in Minecraft, but your friend has 4: we need communism
Waiting for PlayStation to boot
I’m an adult! Shit
99 little bugs in the code
When you’re really drunk but still want to party