When your owner asks you who’s a good boy, so you do some research to find out. Dog studying
Absolutely peaceful house on fire muslim islam meme
This edible ain’t shit. 45 minutes later: found dead body
Coming home after a party is like trying to unlock door with a car key
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato
Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples. Why should they be happy? Scrubs
When you ruin Europe for the third time in 100 years Germany
He had an asthma attack and hit his vape instead of his inhaler. Is he going to die? Hopefully
Rule of math: if it seems easy you’re doing it wrong
How people without a cat eat, how people with a cat eat comparison