When grandpa tries to show you his adult collection but you pull out iPhone and introduce him to 600gb of Pokemon adult content. The future is now old man
Here you are John, nice hot cup of coffee. It’s cold. Nice cup of coffee. It’s horrible. Cup of coffee. I’m not even sure it’s coffee. Cup Sherlock
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I keep this pic of Terry Crest in my wallet so I can see it when I’m about to waste money on things I don’t need
Find someone just as lazy as you and spend the rest of your life with them. Grandpa on a skateboard towed by grandma
When the human you’re going to eat starts to run leopard
When you’re in bed mentally prepping yourself for the week ahead terrified cat
If you do not study well you will end up like him. I have a PhD in theoretical astrophysics comic
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Hey dad, can you pass the salt? I don’t know, can you pass the semester?
How I clean my room? Start at one corner, find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours, go to bed
A group of hipsters eating their lunch taking photos instead of eating