The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money
Bought a new bike and then she asked: are you gonna sell the old one?
When your dad trades you for a camel
And then he started being a gentlemen and treating me like a lady eww girl friendzone him
What are you doing? Watching guy play a game. That’s a complete waste of time comic
When your parents ask where all your money went Zac Efron
When you show up late to the turn up and everybody drunk so you gotta catch up huge drink
Expectation reality team rocket