For everyone who says I am sorry. This is how a sorry works – patch on a broken window
Plays alone: like a boss 48 kills 3 deaths, plays with friends: fail 5 kills 19 deaths
Chillin’ the art of doing nothing without getting bored
How close I am to screwing up the semester: atoms close
The only time in history a like saved lives gladiators fighting
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any
When someone’s ringtone is the same as your alarm panic
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
We got new neighbours, they have dogs. Heads under the fence
He met Iron Man out of costume Robert Downey Jr. crying kid