Your resume says you master PHP, SQL, ASP, Perl, Ruby, Java, Python, incredible. Yeah most of my experiences were with WordPress, I just love this language comic
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
If you must curse use your own name God. Oh my George, Jeffrey damnit, where the Stephanie is my sock
I am sad Google results: I am sad in Spanish, I am sad in French, I am sad all the time
British expressions explained definitions table
Do you speak English? Yes. What’s your name? Yes. meme
People who use a lot of swear words are more honest & trustworthy. Gordon Ramsay: I knew it
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English silent letters H T K B word list infographic table
Japanese text, bitch I don’t speak Nintendo
Can you all see me now? Yes, Oui, Si, Ja. Word play languages joke yes we see ya