Throwback to my last decent sleep USG ultrasound picture pregnancy
So glad I grew up doing this not this. Snorting cocaine vs using smartphone
Me: aw, your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
I’m quitting my teaching job Monday so yesterday I decided to end the week with style kids middle finger
Baby on board baby doll attached to a board
What do you want to be when you grow up? Not a nigger kid
Today’s kids will never know the effort needed to wind car windows down
Raise your kid to be PC gamer and they will never have money for drugs
Open your hand Tyrone, I know you stole it. Jesus
Older siblings creating trust issues since forever