When I was a kid tic-tac’s were drugs, wafer sticks were cigarettes, gatorade was vodka, grape juice was red wine. I was just that badass
Good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others
Children must always wear a seat belt except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle school bus
Daughters name Lanesra unique and romantic, my husband told me it was Arsenal spelled backwards
Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
New year’s resolution: I’m already pretty cool, but I wanna get cooler kid young girl
Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
Kid ADHD, kid in AD240p
What do you want to be when you give up? Kids playing