Mommy why is my backpack so heavy? Allahu Akbar sweetie
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like, it was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato
I don’t even know this kid man
People are fake: how can you love your newborn baby when you met it 2 minutes ago and know nothing about it?
Difference Alligators eat babies in an A-shape, Crocodiles eat babies in a C-shape
How babies make decisions: is it food? Yes/no: try to eat it immediately
Bath time! Get off, I’m busy. Why my dicc small? kid googling
If you give water to your plants why give Coca-Cola to your kids? Because kids aren’t plants
Dad what is love baby don’t hurt me no more
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right women and neither are the dogs