All my friends are having babies and I’m over here like petting cat as a baby
Creative pregnancy session air compressor
I kicked over my lil neighbors bike and he said he was going to purge me
My daughter decided to dress up as a hot dog for little princess day
Bear dog nine months later dogbear
Kids painted Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles someone need to call child protective services on they ass
Throwback to my last decent sleep USG ultrasound picture pregnancy
So glad I grew up doing this not this. Snorting cocaine vs using smartphone
Me: aw, your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
I’m quitting my teaching job Monday so yesterday I decided to end the week with style kids middle finger