People are fake: how can you love your newborn baby when you met it 2 minutes ago and know nothing about it?
Difference Alligators eat babies in an A-shape, Crocodiles eat babies in a C-shape
How babies make decisions: is it food? Yes/no: try to eat it immediately
Bath time! Get off, I’m busy. Why my dicc small? kid googling
Why did Elon Musk chose SpaceX to land on Mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he would land on 14 year old boys
Who else remembers having to blow these as a kid? Kevin Spacey cartridges
If two gay black men get married and adopt a baby which father is supposed to abandon the family?
If you give water to your plants why give Coca-Cola to your kids? Because kids aren’t plants