I don’t know hansel it doesn’t look gluten free cake hut sweet house kids
No Vader, you are my father. No that’s impossible I pulled out Luke Skywalker
Silence is golden unless you have a puppy. Then, silence is suspicious. Very, very, suspicious
My friends: impressive beards, me: baby no beard
One man died for all – Obi-Wan Kenobi instead of Jesus
Firemen rescuing fat boy out of skate bowl
When your dad come back after 18 years saying damn that line at Walmart ain’t no joke
My sisters pregnant I can’t wait to find out if I’m gonna be an auntie or uncle