Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
New year’s resolution: I’m already pretty cool, but I wanna get cooler kid young girl
Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
Kid ADHD, kid in AD240p
What do you want to be when you give up? Kids playing
When you did all you could to help the children in need and all they did was roast you
Photocopied book black kid not visible silly comparison
Not all muslims are ISIS some are Taliban and the rest are Al-Qaeda
So you’re giving your baby formula now this is a protein shake ripped baby