A man in tears over being the father of an ugly baby soldier airport
You know what’s sweeter than the sound of a child’s laughter? The sound of silence from not having any kids
I’m hungry go make a sandwich I don’t want a sandwich then you ain’t hungry mom
Tinder suprise pregnancy Kinder Suprise
Please have kids dress up as a dancer, hockey player, video player, teacher or other things that end in “er”. Kid dressed as fuhrer hitler
Teenager sues his parents for 250k dollars for naming him gaylord
The java developer promised to send me his CV he didn’t
Everybody download my mixtape and you can go home black teacher