Pillow fort couch – creative bed interior inspiration
When I was a kid tic-tac’s were drugs, wafer sticks were cigarettes, gatorade was vodka, grape juice was red wine. I was just that badass
Good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others
Children must always wear a seat belt except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle school bus
Daughters name Lanesra unique and romantic, my husband told me it was Arsenal spelled backwards
Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
New year’s resolution: I’m already pretty cool, but I wanna get cooler kid young girl
Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
Kid ADHD, kid in AD240p