Dad why do you work and do the housework and mom doesn’t? Because she promised she let me choose your name. Was it worth it? Of course it was Goku. Johnny Depp
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Thanks ladies for putting up with men who will never grow up and good luck to guys who are still looking for such lady
That laugh in exam when you know you’ve screwed up
This is why you watch your kids – young girl shaved baby’s head
I love you daddy, holy shit how can you see me? Soldier wearing camouflage
So how’s parenting going? Kide puked vomited threw up on mother’s head fail
Your baby is cute, how old is it? She’s 34 weeks old, do you have time? Sure, it’s 972 minutes past midnight
My son was upset about his graze so I turned him into his hero adolf hitler sign on forehead
Kid reaching for the stars: I want to be Michael Jordan when I grow up, to achieve it I need to: 1. get bigger, 2. shave my head, 3. be black
Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough