When the blunt is stronger than you though it was kid
Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with a mustache
There can be only one fighting babies
When you tell your sibling to go ask parents for something but they mention your name when asking Drake
When I’m a parent kid
Is my son okay? Brace yourself ma’am he’s in a comma. It’s an apostrophe, Stan. Mcdonald’s sign logo
Do you want your son to grow up to be a footballer like his dad or a singer like Mariah Carey Beckhams Ali G
A man in tears over being the father of an ugly baby soldier airport
You know what’s sweeter than the sound of a child’s laughter? The sound of silence from not having any kids
I’m hungry go make a sandwich I don’t want a sandwich then you ain’t hungry mom