Teach your kids photography and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs
Project manager person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Consider naming your baby Gotham needs you Batman
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When you wake up from a 6 hour nap and don’t know what the time day, year or month you’re in kid
Primary school was the best a free gig every morning just belting out pure Jesus anthems quality
Man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie after all he’s your son
Baby kid saying his first words: d d d Deutschland uber alles
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If you remember her your childhood was probably pretty good. Need for speed girl
I will bathe you in your children chicken
There are two things in this world you cannot hide sneezing and love