You’re so old grandma did you really used to be a kid? I wasn’t a little bitch still got it
Taking care of baby instructions do don’ts yes no
That’s a stupid shirt you don’t surf you’ve never surfed lying little shit
If you hold a black baby to your ear you can hear his future mixtape playing
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
Kids menu options: I don’t know, I don’t care, I’m not hungry, I don’t want that
We forget about leaving better kids to this planet say no to them every once in a while
Dad can I buy an hour of your time son
How you look after shaving your beard
Never complain about the things your parents could not give you it was probably all they had