My son was upset about his graze so I turned him into his hero adolf hitler sign on forehead
Kid reaching for the stars: I want to be Michael Jordan when I grow up, to achieve it I need to: 1. get bigger, 2. shave my head, 3. be black
Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough
Dad sing me a song from your generation. OK, *clears throat* ONE PUNCH
12 year old kids suffering for love, at that age I wanted to be a Supersaiyajin Dragon Ball
Human brain isn’t fully functional for learning until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools begin way too early
Google results comparison: three black teenagers vs three white teenagers
When your teacher asks where your homework is and you start looking in your bag knowing full well you didn’t do it
The circle of life: dad feeding with beer his son, which is feeding his son with milk
Black boy is that your bike? No
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