I saw a black man carrying a TV, I rushed home to see it if was mine. Nope, mine was still there polishing my shoes
My sense of humor why I’m going to hell things that should not be joked about
Eminem always looks like he told a joke but nobody heard it and then someone repeated it louder and everyone laughed
What kind of train eats too much? Chew chew train
He just said 69 fucking comedy genius
Why crows steal? Because they’re black
For Christmas I want a dragon be realistic I want a girlfriend what color dragon
User interface is like a joke if you have to explain it it’s not that good
Lie detector robot joke
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run