When your joke is fire and you gotta wait for the squad to settle
Let’s hear a joke: “woman rights”. Tinder conversation feminist
Pokemon GO Egg hack: put your phone in the microwave to simulate walking: 10k = 30 mins, 5 k = 15 mins, 2 k = 7 mins trolling joke
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. What does glue have to do with this? I knew you’d get stuck there
A muslim walks into a gay bar and says “shots for everyone” Orlando shootings
I was gonna make a chemistry joke but Na
Doctor: you’re gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life, patient: I’m a vegan so that’s amazing
When you don’t get the joke