Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy: ephedrine. I can’t serve you that. Sudoephedrine, there you go
You the joke missed you flew flies over you arrow
When your joke is fire and you gotta wait for the squad to settle
Let’s hear a joke: “woman rights”. Tinder conversation feminist
Pokemon GO Egg hack: put your phone in the microwave to simulate walking: 10k = 30 mins, 5 k = 15 mins, 2 k = 7 mins trolling joke
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. What does glue have to do with this? I knew you’d get stuck there
A muslim walks into a gay bar and says “shots for everyone” Orlando shootings
I was gonna make a chemistry joke but Na