Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. What does glue have to do with this? I knew you’d get stuck there
I was gonna make a chemistry joke but Na
Doctor: you’re gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life, patient: I’m a vegan so that’s amazing
When you don’t get the joke
Frank I seriously doubt you can make me laugh this time. *Boop* huehuehue aeroplanes laughing funny planes
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Things I make jokes about graph: serious matters that should never be joked about and are part of the reason I’m going to hell
When your salad keeps making jokes laughing women
My sense of humor: things that should not be joked about, things I find funny, why I’m going to hell
Today I’m going to stop being Grumpy April fools Grumpy Cat