My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1 to 10 last night she kept yelling nein thats the best I’ve ever done
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Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
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I like people whose names tell short stories like John Went. Where’d he go, I don’t know T-Rex
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