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Chrysippus an ancient Athenian philosopher died from laughing at one of his own jokes
Bicycle cannot stand on its own, it is two tired
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks: is the bar tender here?
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time
If you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn’t stand on any it’d fall over
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus