You the joke missed you flew flies over you arrow
Japan during World War 2: let’s attack America, let’s invade half of Asia, let’s murder 20 million people, nuclear bomb not funny
The homour archaeologists: how’s it going? Very disappointing, we’ve been excavating the site for weeks and it’s a double entendre, some puns and fart joke
When your joke is fire and you gotta wait for the squad to settle
Let’s hear a joke: “woman rights”. Tinder conversation feminist
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. What does glue have to do with this? I knew you’d get stuck there
I was gonna make a chemistry joke but Na
Doctor: you’re gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life, patient: I’m a vegan so that’s amazing