What kind of train eats too much? Chew chew train
He just said 69 fucking comedy genius
Why crows steal? Because they’re black
For Christmas I want a dragon be realistic I want a girlfriend what color dragon
User interface is like a joke if you have to explain it it’s not that good
Lie detector robot joke
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run
When no one gets your joke throwing golf club
Who ever said white people can’t jump clearly hasn’t seen footage from 9/11 WTC attacks dinosaur standup awkward
Pokemon GO Egg hack: put your phone in the microwave to simulate walking: 10k = 30 mins, 5 k = 15 mins, 2 k = 7 mins trolling joke