A mind is like a parachute it doesn’t work if it’s not open Frank Zappa
10 things your mom never told you
Your ex could be a 10 and your new one could be a 5 but if you’re happier with the 5 then you upgraded
Creative way to make an omlette
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy both I want people to be afraid of how much they love me Michael Scott
You have survived 100 percent of everything in your life so far there is very high chance you are going to survive anything that’s to come
They laugh at me because I’m different I laugh at them because they’re all the same
If you hadn’t met a certain person in your life it would be completly different