Car check advisory information: ridiculous Christmas CD playing in car, it’s November
That moment you realized your milk has a Valentine’s Day date and you don’t Feb 14
Other’s people Valentines Day: with loved one, my Valentine’s Day: Deadpool
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Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
What do you want for Christmas? I don’t know Jon Snow
Your december: Christmas, my december: Star Wars
Why most people are excited for December christmas gifts, why I’m excited for december Star Wars
It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Grubber fall off Nakatomi Plaza Die Hard