My bae, she stole my heart. Bitch stole christmas too Grinch
Omg, they made thanksgiving dinner into a real place Turkey
Creative underwater camping photo tent laptop happy guys
When you see girls like this on instagram remember who owns the boat fat old rich men
Planning a holiday in Europe this summer be like playing minesweeper game
The day after easter don’t make me run I’m full of chocolate
Car check advisory information: ridiculous Christmas CD playing in car, it’s November
That moment you realized your milk has a Valentine’s Day date and you don’t Feb 14
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus