My bae, she stole my heart. Bitch stole christmas too Grinch
Omg, they made thanksgiving dinner into a real place Turkey
Creative underwater camping photo tent laptop happy guys
When you see girls like this on instagram remember who owns the boat fat old rich men
Planning a holiday in Europe this summer be like playing minesweeper game
The day after easter don’t make me run I’m full of chocolate
That moment you realized your milk has a Valentine’s Day date and you don’t Feb 14
My halloween costume: sleeping wrapped in blankets