Car check advisory information: ridiculous Christmas CD playing in car, it’s November
When you open your Christmas present and it’s another Axe gift set Slobodan Praljak drinking poison
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
My new year’s resolution is 1920×1080
Christmas toast cheers Slobodan Praljak drinking poison
Fake Santa Claus its all good your excellency we arrested the person who tried to steal your identity