This dad created beeping easter eggs for his blind daughter to hunt
When you get up after spending forty six minutes on the toilet looking at memes old grandpa
Behead those who insult Islam, religion of peace reading 20/20 vision
Personal trainers be like: “gimmie ten more” critical condition
Tape surgery doctor asks for a pencil
Professor: 1 out of every 5 of you will develop an anxiety disorder. Me looking at my row: I gotchu fam
The test came back you’re obese, yeah it runs in my family, no one runs in your family doctor trolling
Drinking alcohol for health reasons: when do you drink water? I’ve never been that sick grandma
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The cells in your body react to everything your mind says, negativity brings your immune system down
When all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger