When I get a blocked nose I fully sit and think about times then my nose wasn’t blocked and how I took it for granted
4000 years of medicine: eat this root, say this prayer, drink this potion, swallow this pill, take this antibiotic, eat this root
Diagnose: very good dog. Cute dog with vet
Drinking in America, drinking in Germany drinking in Ethiopia comparison dark humor
Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
Is Sarah disturbed? No but she is down with the sickness
Hi my name is not important anonymous anonymous support group
Steve Jobs says flash is dead, dies before flash meme
When you see a mosquito at Charlie Sheen’s house