When your father starts forcing his healthy lifestyle on you. Cristiano Ronaldo son kid
Math test: bob has 36 bars he eats 29 what does he have now? Diabetes spiderman
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Where would you rather be when diarrhea strikes? Amusement park, Tomorrowland, first date with your crush
If you’re in bed a lot you might be lonely. Chronic loneliness cause insomnia, need to get in bed without feeling tired
Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer man sleeping on a pizza
When I get a blocked nose I fully sit and think about times then my nose wasn’t blocked and how I took it for granted
4000 years of medicine: eat this root, say this prayer, drink this potion, swallow this pill, take this antibiotic, eat this root
Diagnose: very good dog. Cute dog with vet
Drinking in America, drinking in Germany drinking in Ethiopia comparison dark humor
Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news. Karen is leaving you for another man. Me: and the good news? Doctor: I am picking her up at 7