Atchoo, wow Pizarro are you ok? Is it contageous? Yeah, don’t worry it’s nothing
Sorry for the waiting, no problem I’m patient word play
Laughing about everything without any reasons. Mental health services
Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
If you can not afford a lawyer one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford a doctor lol tough shit bro USA United States of America
Doctor: any drugs or alcohol? Guy: no but I use Linux. Doctor: wow ok, so no sexual activity either
Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy: ephedrine. I can’t serve you that. Sudoephedrine, there you go
Doc: you have a spinal injury here. Man: wtf, put that back in my body
14 year olds captioning selfies with “I took a pill in Ibiza”, no Elizabeth you took a paracetamol in Spain because you had heartstroke behave
Vaccines cause adults protester sign