About to eat my vegan, gluten free, soy free, raw, non gmo, organic, fat free, low carb dinner ice cubes
Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples. Why should they be happy? Scrubs
He had an asthma attack and hit his vape instead of his inhaler. Is he going to die? Hopefully
Meanwhile in the USA fat lady woman chair on the treadmill
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton Simba Lion King
Sick men 37 degrees every time the same
Autism is not a tragedy running out of bacon is also ignorance but mostly the bacon thing
Why are pills white? Because they work
I love my six pack so much I cover it with a layer of fat
When your doctor tells you to chill on lifting I’m an animal and last time I checked you’re not a vet