Doctor: now I have to inform you there’s only a 50% percent chance of surviving this procedure. Kid: let’s do it twice then
Radiologists selfie
Me: I’m depressed. Therapist: try mountain climbing. Me: how does that help? Therapist: you might die
Not realising how truly blind you were until you put on a pair of glasses for the first time and suddenly trees have leaves. Growing up with glasses
Want to get rid of puffy eyes? Try a couple of fresh jalapeno slices
Prayers keeping me alive, you don’t need this medicine
2 pills for cough 28 pills for fun
Wine yoga