First minute running vs second minute running heart attack
My joints are stiff, it’s because youre rolling them too tight old couple
When you’ve already coughed 3 times in class and you’re trying not to cough again pigeon
8 of their organs can be donated. Luckily for us their brain is not one of them creative ad
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Please select a payment metod. Me: I pay with my kidney
Fuck the colorblind graphic for trolling colorblind people
Doctor: you’re gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life, patient: I’m a vegan so that’s amazing
A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum
My pick. Fat dietitian recommends chocolate bars
Doctor: you have only 2 weeks to live. Me: promise?